Yogi Berra Quotes

"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

"Bill Dickey is learning me his experience."

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."

"How can a you hit and think at the same time?"

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't
understand is how he lost five."

"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the
field). They had bags over their heads."

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop
them?"

"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank
everyone for making this night necessary."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like
I did."

"In baseball, you don't know nothing."

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it
keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not
hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

"I never said most of the things I said."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."

"It gets late early out there."

"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

"It's like deja vu all over again."

"I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything
wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a
chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field."

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents
off the streets."

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

"So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face."

"Take it with a grin of salt."

"The game's isn't over until it's over."

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come
to yours."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because
you might not get there."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."